The art of eating alone
Order the most expensive item on the menuDrink beer straight from the bottle
Diddle on your cell phone every 3 minutes
Put a napkin on your lap
Chew slowly, never hurry
Contemplate on ordering another beer
Look other customers straight in the eye
Call servers by the name on their plate tags
Smile at total strangers
Definitely order dessert
Never sing along with the house music
Manage a sly smile after the last bite
Linger for another 10 minutes after paying
Leave a generous tip
Never apologize for being alone
posted by SmellMyKnee @ 6:11 PM
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